10 Things that scare the fuck out of me:

inspired by V.V. at twinkellewrites.blogspot.com.

1. People that pray via facebook status. If I poke Jesus, do you think he'll send me a drink??

2. Honestly, it only scares me that I have yet to become friends with ol' crazy eyes and the gospel McDonalds singers...

ps. that beat is SICK, BRO!

3. You should have to pass some type of intelligence exam before you can breed...

4. To all the rednecks that demand hispanics "learn our language or GET OUT", Your vocabulary makes me sterile. Which is cool... but you still scare the fuck out of me. Kill yourself.

5. Oooh hey, they have a bidet in this gas station restroom OOOOOH SWEET JESUS, TOILET SNAKE!

6. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PULL OUT NEXT TIME! If you keep going at this rate there won't be any funeral attire from Goodwill for the rest of us!

7. Freakass Fingernail lady, your "determination" and "drive" do not distract from the fact that you look like you died in 1978!

8. Only in America is this kid NOT AN ABORTION.

9. This guy is not an extra in ZombieLand! He just fucking looks like this! Which means there are "pretty much zombies" running around Gwinnett County, Georgia. We need a survival plan and FAST!

10. White rappers... two things that just don't go together... like Richard Simmons and vagina...